Storm Monkeys

Random thoughts that spring forth from my brain. Unfiltered because, as coffee drinkers will tell you, that's where the enjoyment is.

     
ongoing Final Thoughts of the Night
2017


Final thoughts I presented to my wife before going to sleep each night in 2017.

2016 Final Thoughts of the Night
2016


Final thoughts I presented to my wife before going to sleep each night in 2016.

16/03/31 Bluejay Brothers Two bluejay brothers, separated at birth.

2015 Final Thoughts of the Night
2015


Final thoughts I presented to my wife before going to sleep each night in 2015.

15/02/20 Wooly Bear at Fimbulwinter Wooly bears help distinguish between a bad winter and Fimbulwinter.
(cartoon)

2014 Final Thoughts of the Night
2014


Final thoughts I presented to my wife before going to sleep each night in 2014.

14/08/01 Hammer and Shield The love story of a hammer and a shield.

14/04/04 House Spartans Spartans of the bird world.

2013 Final Thoughts of the Night
2013


Final thoughts I presented to my wife before going to sleep each night in 2013.

13/12/21 Solstice Poem, 2013 A poem I wrote in honor of the Winter Solstice.

13/02/22 Grammar Rage A visual example of my reaction to bad grammar in humor.

2012 Final Thoughts of the Night
2012


Final thoughts I presented to my wife before going to sleep each night in 2012.

2011 Final Thoughts of the Night
2011


Final thoughts I presented to my wife before going to sleep each night in 2011.

12/07/03 Jock Tamson's Barns expressing architectural solidarity
(cartoon)

10/10/05 Calculating a Birthday Card in which I analyze the math in a birthday card

10/08/23 Worst Blind Dates the worst blind dates throughout history

10/03/31 Evil FarmVille Lessons evil lessons I learned from FarmVille

10/01/19 Heisenberg At Work uncertainty leads to lunch
(cartoon)

09/04/07 Neuralizer Sale The Men In Black are having a "Going Out of Business" sale.

09/04/03 Bimbo USA a delivery truck for Bimbo Bakery

08/09/09 Higgs Bosun in honor of the start of the Large Hadron Collider

08/06/27 New Summer Olympic Events 18 new or revised Summer Olympic events

08/06/27 Odd View of Norway interesting photos taken on a Norwegian sojourn

08/01/23 D&D Magic Loot new magic items for Dungeons & Dragons

07/12/10 Dumb Advertisements poorly thought-out advertisements (update to Nod32 advertising)

07/12/10 Mal Mots misused words (three new mal mots)


07/11/20 Church Signs puzzling church signs

07/10/24 Literature Lessons things I've learned from classic literature

07/06/08 Bog People new lyrics for Randy Newman's "Short People"

07/04/24 Revitalized Measurements 12 obsolete measurement units that are given new purpose and meaning for today's world

07/03/01 Selecting a Book 15 methods for selecting the next book to read

07/02/03 Drake Equation a means of calculating how often you might see a dragon

07/01/23 Strip Cranium alternate rules for playing the game Cranium

07/01/11 Bizarre Christmas Cards strange Christmas cards I have received

07/01/08 TV Lessons lessons I learned from TV

07/01/04 Dumb Jokes stupid jokes you probably don't want to read

06/12/23 Skunks: A Natural History
Coloration

variations in skunk colors from the One True Standard

06/12/19 Skunks: A Natural History
Defense Mechanism

a previously unknown Mephitisian defense

06/12/13 Schrödinger:
Fictive Facts

little-known fictive facts about Schrödinger

06/10/16 Schrödinger:
Schrödinger's Mistake

a clear, concise restatement of Schrödinger's Cat theory in layman's terms

06/12/14 Schrödinger:
Schrödinger's Plagiarism

the real source of Schrödinger's Cat theory

06/10/26 Laser Animals proof of the inherent malevolence of the animal kingdom

06/10/26 Pole-dancing Raccoon an unusual nocturnal visitor


06/10/24 Seven Deadly Dances the Seven Deadly Dances of classical religious thought

06/10/15 Here Be Dragons etym-illogical analysis of this old mapmaking phrase

06/10/15 Local Hero critical analysis of the wonderful movie "Local Hero"

06/10/15 Parrot Head a hair-razing, true story

06/10/15 Santa Cthulhu a nice, heart-warming heart-rending holiday song



Hopefully I'll have time soon to jot down the story of the Storm Monkeys, so the world may know how they came to be.




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