(Last update: 07/01/04)
Q: What is a Communist's favorite condiment?
Didja hear about the National Gallery of Art's new Monetary Policy?|
If you see one for sale, buy it.
(That one really only works as when read. If at all.)
Q: What is Jesus' favorite flower?|
Didja hear about the shrimper who wanted to grab life by the prawns?
prank caller: "Do you have Prince Albert in a can?"|
smoke shop guy: "Only if your piercer has really bad aim."