Laser Eyes
As anyone with any amount of sense can tell you, only malevolent animals
have laser vision. These photos are proof that animals are
inherently malevolent. Since this disparate collection of animals --
of various species, orders, and families -- all have laser eyes then by
extension all animals are capable of having laser eyes and Q.E.D.
all animals are malevolent.
- Ghost Sheep, Isle of Lewis, Scotland
- Mule Deer, Wyoming, USA
- Dachsund, Montana, USA
- Spooky Raccoon: shot 1
and shot 2,
Maryland, USA
- African Grey Parrot: shot 1,
Maryland, USA
- Great Horned Owl: shot 1
and shot 2,
and shot 3,
and shot 4,
and shot 5,
Wyoming, USA
- Rough-legged Hawk,
Wyoming, USA
Text copyright 2006 by Wayne Morrison, all rights reserved.
Images copyright 2006 by Jo Morrison, all rights reserved.
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