Laser Eyes

As anyone with any amount of sense can tell you, only malevolent animals have laser vision. These photos are proof that animals are inherently malevolent. Since this disparate collection of animals -- of various species, orders, and families -- all have laser eyes then by extension all animals are capable of having laser eyes and Q.E.D. all animals are malevolent.

raccoon firing up his laser eyes

Text copyright 2006 by Wayne Morrison, all rights reserved.
Images copyright 2006 by Jo Morrison, all rights reserved.

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