Santa Cthulhu, slip an Old One under the tree,
For me.
Been an awful bad thing,
Santa Cthulhu, so hurry down to R'Lyeh tonight.
Santa Cthulhu, a squirmin' Dunwich Horror too,
Blood red.
I'll wait up for you dear,
Santa Cthulhu, so hurry down to R'Lyeh tonight.
Think of all the blood I've missed,
Think of all the Deep Ones that I haven't kissed,
Next year I could be just as bad,
If you'll check out my Shoggoth list,
Santa Cthulhu, I wanna yacht,
To sail to your sleeping spot,
Been a demon all year,
Santa Cthulhu, so hurry down to R'Lyeh tonight.
ohhhhh
Santa honey, there's one thing I really need,
That deed
To U. Miskatonic,
Santa Cthulhu, so hurry down to R'Lyeh tonight.
Santa slimy, and fill my stocking with a Mi-Go,
And hex.
Carve your 'C' on the corpse,
Santa cutie, and hurry down to R'Lyeh tonight.
Come and trim my Shoggoth tree,
With some decorations bought at Byakhee's,
I really do believe in you,
Let's see if you'll not dine on me,
Santa Cthulhu, forgot to mention one little thing,
A sign.
Not younger but elder,
Santa Cthulhu, so hurry down to R'Lyeh tonight,
Hurry down to Ry'leh tonight,
Hurry, tonight.