Bog People got no reason Bog People got no reason Bog People got no reason To rot They got aged bods Mummified They lie around In their sphagnum beds They got broken noses And strangulated throats They wear deerskin shoes On their leath'ry dried up feet Well, I don't want no Bog People Don't want no Bog People Don't want no Bog People `Round here Bog People are just the same As you and I (Here's mud in your eye) All men are brothers Until the day they're dried (It's A Dru-id-y World) Bog People got nowhere to Bog People got nowhere to Bog People got nowhere to To Yde They got little mucky heads That sink so low You got to dig 'em up Just to say hello They got marshy bogs Full of peat, peat, peat They got ropey nooses Goin' urk, urk, urk They got boggy little fingers And boggy little minds They're gonna bog you every time Well, I don't want no Bog People Don't want no Bog People Don't want no Bog People 'Round here |
Many thanks to Jenny Tait for the bog-body consultation and knowledge.
All factual errors are her fault. Hers, Hers, HERS!!!
All clumsy scansion errors are my fault. Mine, Mine, MINE!!!
Text copyright 2007 by Wayne Morrison, all rights reserved.