Random thoughts that spring forth from my brain. Unfiltered because, as coffee drinkers will tell you, that's where the enjoyment is.
| ongoing | Final Thoughts of the Night 2023 | Final thoughts I presented to my wife before going to sleep each night in 2023.
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| 23/06/14 | Happy Little Swords | Happy Little Swords
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| 2022 | Final Thoughts of the Night 2022 | Final thoughts I presented to my wife before going to sleep each night in 2022.
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| 2021 | Final Thoughts of the Night 2021 | Final thoughts I presented to my wife before going to sleep each night in 2021.
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| 2020 | Final Thoughts of the Night 2020 | Final thoughts I presented to my wife before going to sleep each night in 2020.
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| 20/08/26 | Pull My Finger | High art, low humor.
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| 20/07/15 | Elven Rice | Rice for the Elven Kings.
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| 20/05/25 | Is the Doge Good? | All Doges are Good Boys (cartoon) |
| 20/05/22 | Maz-Slough's Hierarchy of Knees | Answering the age-old question of whether or not penguins have knees. (cartoon) |
| 2019 | Final Thoughts of the Night 2019 | Final thoughts I presented to my wife before going to sleep each night in 2019.
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| 2018 | Final Thoughts of the Night 2018 | Final thoughts I presented to my wife before going to sleep each night in 2018.
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| 2017 | Final Thoughts of the Night 2017 | Final thoughts I presented to my wife before going to sleep each night in 2017.
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| 2016 | Final Thoughts of the Night 2016 | Final thoughts I presented to my wife before going to sleep each night in 2016.
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| 16/03/31 | Bluejay Brothers | Two bluejay brothers, separated at birth.
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| 2015 | Final Thoughts of the Night 2015 | Final thoughts I presented to my wife before going to sleep each night in 2015.
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| 15/02/20 | Wooly Bear at Fimbulwinter | Wooly bears help distinguish between a bad winter and Fimbulwinter. (cartoon) |
| 2014 | Final Thoughts of the Night 2014 | Final thoughts I presented to my wife before going to sleep each night in 2014.
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| 14/08/01 | Hammer and Shield | The love story of a hammer and a shield.
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| 14/04/04 | House Spartans | Spartans of the bird world.
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| 2013 | Final Thoughts of the Night 2013 | Final thoughts I presented to my wife before going to sleep each night in 2013.
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| 13/12/21 | Solstice Poem, 2013 | A poem I wrote in honor of the Winter Solstice.
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| 13/02/22 | Grammar Rage | A visual example of my reaction to bad grammar in humor.
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| 2012 | Final Thoughts of the Night 2012 | Final thoughts I presented to my wife before going to sleep each night in 2012.
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| 2011 | Final Thoughts of the Night 2011 | Final thoughts I presented to my wife before going to sleep each night in 2011.
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| 12/07/03 | Jock Tamson's Barns | expressing architectural solidarity (cartoon) |
| 10/10/05 | Calculating a Birthday Card | in which I analyze the math in a birthday card
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| 10/08/23 | Worst Blind Dates | the worst blind dates throughout history
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| 10/03/31 | Evil FarmVille Lessons | evil lessons I learned from FarmVille
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| 10/01/19 | Heisenberg At Work | uncertainty leads to lunch (cartoon) |
| 09/04/07 | Neuralizer Sale | The Men In Black are having a "Going Out of Business" sale.
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| 09/04/03 | Bimbo USA | a delivery truck for Bimbo Bakery
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| 08/09/09 | Higgs Bosun | in honor of the start of the Large Hadron Collider
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| 08/06/27 | New Summer Olympic Events | 18 new or revised Summer Olympic events
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| 08/06/27 | Odd View of Norway | interesting photos taken on a Norwegian sojourn
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| 08/01/23 | D&D Magic Loot | new magic items for Dungeons & Dragons
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| 07/12/10 | Dumb Advertisements | poorly thought-out advertisements (update to Nod32 advertising)
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| 07/12/10 | Mal Mots | misused words (three new mal mots) |
| 07/11/20 | Church Signs | puzzling church signs
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| 07/10/24 | Literature Lessons | things I've learned from classic literature
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| 07/06/08 | Bog People | new lyrics for Randy Newman's "Short People"
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| 07/04/24 | Revitalized Measurements | 12 obsolete measurement units that are given new purpose and meaning
for today's world
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| 07/03/01 | Selecting a Book | 15 methods for selecting the next book to read
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| 07/02/03 | Drake Equation | a means of calculating how often you might see a dragon
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| 07/01/23 | Strip Cranium | alternate rules for playing the game Cranium
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| 07/01/11 | Bizarre Christmas Cards | strange Christmas cards I have received
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| 07/01/08 | TV Lessons | lessons I learned from TV
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| 07/01/04 | Dumb Jokes | stupid jokes you probably don't want to read
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| 06/12/23 | Skunks: A Natural History Coloration | variations in skunk colors from the One True Standard
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| 06/12/19 | Skunks: A Natural History Defense Mechanism | a previously unknown Mephitisian defense
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| 06/12/13 | Schrödinger: Fictive Facts | little-known fictive facts about Schrödinger
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| 06/10/16 | Schrödinger: Schrödinger's Mistake | a clear, concise restatement of Schrödinger's Cat theory in layman's
terms
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| 06/12/14 | Schrödinger: Schrödinger's Plagiarism | the real source of Schrödinger's Cat theory
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| 06/10/26 | Laser Animals | proof of the inherent malevolence of the animal kingdom
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| 06/10/26 | Pole-dancing Raccoon | an unusual nocturnal visitor
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| 06/10/24 | Seven Deadly Dances | the Seven Deadly Dances of classical religious thought
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| 06/10/15 | Here Be Dragons | etym-illogical analysis of this old mapmaking phrase
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| 06/10/15 | Local Hero | critical analysis of the wonderful movie "Local Hero"
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| 06/10/15 | Parrot Head | a hair-razing, true story
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| 06/10/15 | Santa Cthulhu | a nice, |
